A Texas Rangers Christmas

On the first day of Christmas the Rangers gave to me, the hope of winning their first World Series.

On the second day of Christmas the Rangers gave to me, two blockbuster trades and the hope of winning their first World Series.

On the third day of Christmas the Rangers gave to me, three diving catches, two blockbuster trades, and the hope of winning their first World Series.

On the fourth day of Christmas the Rangers gave to me, four Boomstick hot dogs, three diving catches, two blockbuster trades, and the hope of winning their first World Series.

On the fifth day of Christmas the Rangers gave to me, Captain’s five high-fives, four Boomstick hot dogs, three diving catches, two blockbuster trades, and the hope of winning their first World Series.

On the sixth day of Christmas the Rangers gave to me, six Hall of Famers, Captain’s five high-fives, four Boomstick hot dogs, three diving catches, two blockbuster trades, and the hope of winning their first World Series.

On the seventh day of Christmas the Rangers gave to me, seven minor league affiliates, six Hall of Famers, Captain’s five high-fives, four Boomstick hot dogs, three diving catches, two blockbuster trades, and the hope of winning their first World Series.

On the eighth day of Christmas the Rangers gave to me, eight Jumbo tron highlights, seven minor league affiliates, six Hall of Famers, Captain’s five high-fives, four Boomstick hot dogs, three diving catches, two blockbuster trades, and the hope of winning their first World Series.

On the ninth day of Christmas the Rangers gave to me, nine perfect innings, eight Jumbo tron highlights, seven minor league affiliates, six Hall of Famers, Captain’s five high-fives, four Boomstick hot dogs, three diving catches, two blockbuster trades, and the hope of winning their first World Series.

On the tenth day of Christmas the Rangers gave to me, ten top prospects, nine perfect innings, eight Jumbo tron highlights, seven minor league affiliates, six Hall of Famers, Captain’s five high-fives, four Boomstick hot dogs, three diving catches, two blockbuster trades, and the hope of winning their first World Series.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Rangers gave to me, eleven foul balls, ten top prospects, nine perfect innings, eight Jumbo tron highlights, seven minor league affiliates, six Hall of Famers, Captain’s five high-fives, four Boomstick hot dogs, three diving catches, two blockbuster trades, and the hope of winning their first World Series.

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Rangers gave to me, twelve Kodak moments, eleven foul balls, ten top prospects, nine perfect innings, eight Jumbo tron highlights, seven minor league affiliates, six Hall of Famers, Captain’s five high-fives, four Boomstick hot dogs, three diving catches, two blockbuster trades, and the hope of winning their first World Series.

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